November 12, 2008

Brief synopsis

A really cute boy sat next to me on the train this morning (for the first time!). He then proceeded to take out his Holy Bible and "the atheist's worst nightmare": a banana. What a turn-off.

November 07, 2008


Oh my gods, I'm poor! I don't know what I'm going to do. I didn't even make enough to pay my rent for the last two weeks! Plus, I still owe my friend Adam money for fronting me the cash for my new guitar this past summer. I really can't afford (time-wise) to work any more than I already am and I've totally spent all my savings for this semester. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

/sigh...I guess I'll just have to stop eating and take on that starved look that's become so popular on 80's sitcom re-makes:

November 06, 2008


Yeah, so I know I haven't posted in forever, but it's been a pretty busy past few weeks or whatever...

So now I'm posting epic lulz...make sure to read to the end because this shit made me laugh. Hard. Fo' sho'.