August 13, 2008

Praying Won't Get You Anywhere

Steward Shepherd wants you to pray for rain so Barack Obama's speech at the Democratic Convention won't take place. Steward Shepherd seems to think god is on his side. Steward Shepherd believes prayer can get you anything you want, no matter how petty. Steward Shepherd repeats himself too much. What Steward Shepherd doesn't realize is that it won't matter if it rains during the Democratic Convention. It won't matter if Obama is unable to deliver his speech, and it won't matter if Republicans around the country are cheering because of it. What matters is even if this ridiculous situation were to take place, even if the entire 3-day convention was rained out, it wouldn't stop people from voting for Barack Obama.

Would it be wrong if I wished intensely in my own head that McCain wasn't elected President?


  1. Personally, I'm planning on sacrificing a couple thousand infant lambs on election day, in the hopes of causing a proletarian revolution and securing the downfall of the nation. Special Kool-Aid to follow.

  2. I think that's a capital idea! Send me the Facebook invite to your cult-tastic event.